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Post by jfserama on Mar 5, 2009 21:48:23 GMT -8
A television on wheels
How are baby gerbils made?
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Post by Powerpuffgerbils on Mar 6, 2009 8:42:31 GMT -8
With jellyfish
What do you use to wash a car
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kate
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Speedy's litter
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Post by kate on Mar 7, 2009 8:28:27 GMT -8
By totaling it
How do you make jelly?
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Jacky
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Pets are like potato chips: you can't have just one.
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Post by Jacky on Mar 7, 2009 9:17:04 GMT -8
Poke your cereal with a really big fork.
What's the difference between a crow and a blackbird?
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Post by Powerpuffgerbils on Mar 7, 2009 9:18:06 GMT -8
By squeeeezing a paper towel
How do you bake a cake?
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Post by SilverGerbil on Mar 8, 2009 11:29:21 GMT -8
Throw eggs, flour, sugar and butter at a plug socket with a fork. Why are leaves green? Edit - i look away for 5 mins and this grows 4pages!!  ! |
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Jacky
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Pets are like potato chips: you can't have just one.
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Post by Jacky on Mar 8, 2009 11:58:24 GMT -8
Because I ate the lasgna.
Where do babies comes from?
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Post by SilverGerbil on Mar 8, 2009 16:28:29 GMT -8
Oh come on! Give us an easier one! From post it notes!! !
Why do cats have whiskars?
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dippy
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In loving memory of Hans.
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Post by dippy on Mar 8, 2009 16:33:50 GMT -8
So they can battle treadmills
Why did I have a dream about a purple time machine last night?
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Post by gerbiluv10 on Mar 8, 2009 16:34:26 GMT -8
to dust the house, of course!
why did the chicken cross the road? (lol)
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dippy
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Post by dippy on Mar 8, 2009 17:33:24 GMT -8
Because he wanted to eat macaroni and cheese!  Why are there so many gerbil colors? |
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Post by jfserama on Mar 8, 2009 17:50:01 GMT -8
so that the dog doesn't pee on the floor
What is a house?
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dippy
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Post by dippy on Mar 8, 2009 17:58:21 GMT -8
A small stereo system.
Is a blue whale the world's largest animal?
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Post by xxmillertimexx on Mar 8, 2009 19:21:40 GMT -8
No, my neighbor is  Does NE actually have a Pan Handle?! |
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dippy
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Post by dippy on Mar 8, 2009 19:28:52 GMT -8
No, but headbands do.
What is a computer made out of?
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