meganphantom
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Salt, Pepper and Rice. Born 10th Oct 2007
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Post by meganphantom on Aug 23, 2011 2:58:16 GMT -8
3 pork pies and a slice of Bacon.. AND ONE BIG SAUSAGE ROLL! Why is an hour 60 minutes?
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Post by esztershine on Aug 23, 2011 3:26:05 GMT -8
Because the 40 min got swallowed up by our only one moon due to the solar eclipse in 561 BC.
What would we be if a giant meteor would not have killed almost all the dinasours?
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meganphantom
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Salt, Pepper and Rice. Born 10th Oct 2007
Posts: 532
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Post by meganphantom on Aug 23, 2011 4:23:52 GMT -8
We would be living like the flintstones.. Using the dinosaurs for everything! What happens if there was not gravity on Earth???
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Post by tommonewton on Aug 23, 2011 4:42:06 GMT -8
dogs would be gerbils ! Why is my dog so smelly
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Post by Krisse on Aug 23, 2011 8:01:28 GMT -8
Because he isn't a gerbil!
Why am I so sleepy?
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sqeakywheel
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Alfie,Chico and Chester, rest in peace my sweet babies you're in my thoughts always
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Post by sqeakywheel on Aug 23, 2011 9:04:57 GMT -8
because clicky was tickling your toes all night and kept you awake but you just cant remeber because your so tired! ;D
why dose my bedroom smell like paint??
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Post by esztershine on Aug 23, 2011 9:35:28 GMT -8
Because you run out of cucumber
Does the Wheel Squeek?
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Post by Krisse on Aug 23, 2011 11:04:32 GMT -8
Because there are happy Gerbils in it.
Why can't my place decorate itself?
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sqeakywheel
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Alfie,Chico and Chester, rest in peace my sweet babies you're in my thoughts always
Posts: 277
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Post by sqeakywheel on Aug 23, 2011 12:11:56 GMT -8
it has terrible taste in wall paper so it lets you decorate it instead!
why is it raining??
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meganphantom
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Salt, Pepper and Rice. Born 10th Oct 2007
Posts: 532
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Post by meganphantom on Aug 23, 2011 12:13:34 GMT -8
Because Jesus is taking a wee Why does my Rabbit.. like grooming me?
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Post by esztershine on Aug 23, 2011 12:17:37 GMT -8
Your rabbit thinks you haVe nice fur
How fast does my train go?
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meganphantom
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Salt, Pepper and Rice. Born 10th Oct 2007
Posts: 532
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Post by meganphantom on Aug 23, 2011 12:18:36 GMT -8
2 MPH
Why is the night dark?
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sqeakywheel
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Alfie,Chico and Chester, rest in peace my sweet babies you're in my thoughts always
Posts: 277
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Post by sqeakywheel on Aug 23, 2011 12:19:59 GMT -8
1 mph... you'll be on it a LONG time!!!
why do cats purr?
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Post by esztershine on Aug 23, 2011 13:44:00 GMT -8
Ok you both posted at pretty much the same time so I answer you both...
Meganphantom... The main light has been turned off
Squeakywheel... cats have a vibrating mechanism in their belly. when stroke your cat she/m vibrates.
why does my bus not come?
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meganphantom
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Salt, Pepper and Rice. Born 10th Oct 2007
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Post by meganphantom on Aug 23, 2011 14:04:47 GMT -8
Because the bus driver fell asleep and missed your stop!
Why Can't my Ipod take 1 second to charge?
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