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Post by elsaandanna on Nov 20, 2021 7:53:15 GMT -8
It's on the first Wednesday of February.
How can you pass an exam?
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Post by LilyandDaisy on Nov 20, 2021 12:10:54 GMT -8
Just give every question a pass.
How many months have 28 days?
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Post by elsaandanna on Nov 20, 2021 13:08:39 GMT -8
Only April, because the shark ate all the others.
Where do doctors work?
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Thea
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Post by Thea on Nov 23, 2021 23:01:37 GMT -8
Anywhere, as long as they bring their cat.
When is the best time to wake up in the morning?
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Post by elsaandanna on Nov 24, 2021 8:55:51 GMT -8
At 11 PM the night before Where should you go to get food
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Post by Thea on Nov 24, 2021 11:39:48 GMT -8
Steal it from your gerbils!
What is the largest animal on Earth?
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Post by gerbilord on Nov 25, 2021 10:29:32 GMT -8
The almighty daffodil.
What is a gerbil’s favourite food?
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Thea
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Post by Thea on Nov 25, 2021 11:52:49 GMT -8
Anything with a strong odour of smelly socks. Why is 'Google' called Google?
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Post by elsaandanna on Nov 26, 2021 12:34:15 GMT -8
They can't spell googly eyes
Why do gerbils chew cardboard?
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Post by PipSqueak on Nov 26, 2021 13:57:11 GMT -8
Because they like to run on their wheel.
Why do my gerbils like to chew on my music stand?
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Thea
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Post by Thea on Nov 26, 2021 14:58:45 GMT -8
They're trying to show you that they think it's what proper music should sound like.
Why do gerbils have tails?
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Kake
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I’m tOtAlLy a gerbil owner! Nothing suspicious…
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Post by Kake on Nov 26, 2021 16:01:48 GMT -8
Because they use it to send signals to aliens.
Why do gerbils love chewing hair bands?
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Post by PipSqueak on Nov 26, 2021 16:05:07 GMT -8
Because the moon is made out of cheese.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by WinterWhiteout on Dec 1, 2021 19:01:08 GMT -8
(I think any answer could be right to this one?) Because the chicken had to eat his veggies.
Why do we love gerbils?
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Thea
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Post by Thea on Dec 2, 2021 8:47:45 GMT -8
Because of their wonderful teeth!
Why do some gerbils live in aquariums/fish tanks?
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