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Post by SilverGerbil on Mar 19, 2009 13:08:35 GMT -8
From when you sneeze all the little particles are little babies
Why does the thought of fleas on your cat make you itch?
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Post by jfserama on Mar 19, 2009 13:25:14 GMT -8
Because the pacific ocean is the largest ocean in the world
What is the difference between an apple and an orange?
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Post by SilverGerbil on Mar 19, 2009 14:04:10 GMT -8
Clocks
What is the content of toilet roll?
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Post by dippy on Mar 22, 2009 12:38:22 GMT -8
Norway
How come it's so hard to smile when someone's taking your picture?
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Post by SilverGerbil on Mar 22, 2009 12:41:53 GMT -8
Because the gerbils stole the cheese!
Why do you always get an itchy nose when you put both hands in a sink filled with bubby water?
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Post by jfserama on Mar 22, 2009 13:43:32 GMT -8
Because the bubble fairies are awakened when you stick your hands in the bubbles. They then fly up onto your nose and start to dance. This causes you to itch.
How many continents are there?
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Post by dippy on Mar 22, 2009 13:58:00 GMT -8
4398594687353984735
What is pi?
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Post by gerbiluv10 on Mar 22, 2009 16:19:39 GMT -8
something yummy
why do we have taste buds?
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Post by SilverGerbil on Mar 25, 2009 10:05:52 GMT -8
To paint cows with Why do most men have lovely straight hair? ¬¬
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Post by Jacky on Mar 30, 2009 10:07:16 GMT -8
To pick locks.
What is a counter?
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Post by dippy on Mar 31, 2009 10:21:03 GMT -8
Something that counts, duhhh! Why is there an ad for eRepublik on the gerbil forum??
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Post by SilverGerbil on Apr 1, 2009 1:51:08 GMT -8
An add for what? Lol! Too sell mobile clocks (but seriously...whats that for?! Lol!) Why do birds tweet loudly when your trying to sleep at 6am? x
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Post by Powerpuffgerbils on Apr 1, 2009 18:45:59 GMT -8
Because they are trying to call to their laptops! Why do some people like to sing?
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Post by Jacky on Apr 14, 2009 11:58:41 GMT -8
Because if they didn't sing, people would understand the words coming out of their mouths.
Why do people get really hyper when they are sleep-deprived and past the point of being tired?
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Post by dippy on Apr 14, 2009 13:27:32 GMT -8
Because they want to grow blackberry bushes.
Why do people chew on their nails when they're nervous?
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