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Post by david on Jul 6, 2011 15:55:42 GMT -8
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! BUMMM! YOU are very confident. In fact so confident that you are walking on the streets whistling and little yellow birds flying around your head and flowers grow out instantly in your footsteps. It's funny you should say that because recently I found a little bird that I thought had hurt itself, so picked it up to take indoors and then go online to find out the RSPB or whoever it is you call in these situations. Only after a minute or so, it spread it's wings and flew out of my hands perfectly, so I'm guessing something had just shocked it. Another time, I was sat on a bench in a garden centre in Poynton and a robin landed on it next to me. A conversation with my brother recently was funny cos he was saying I would never be able to get closer to a pigeon than he had unless one landed on my head, then he asked and a pigeon hasn't landed on your head has it? Well actually, it has. Once in Market street in the Arndale Centre, I had a few pigeons on me,on my arms, and one on my head at one point. They are not usually that tame there, so somebody took a picture. People tried to get pigeons to go on them but they wouldn't. That was weird that they were scared of everybody but me. Poof your wish is true and the weather is predictable... however its the same everyday, cloudy and rainy.... I wish I had my own personal chef! Granted. You have your own personal chef. But...it's Gordon Ramsay. And you decide to go on holiday to London. So when you arrive there, Gordon shows you around the area, swearing every so often. Suddenly he spots somebody eating a Big Mac, Subway sandwich, and about to go into Burger King. Gordon Ramsay is shocked at his poor diet, so decides to follow him in to edicate him on food, swearing as he goes in. A police officer hears the fould outburst and turns round. "No swearing." "But..it was Gordon Ramsay." you protest. "A likely story he replies, "That's an £80 fine for swearing. You won't be doing that again!" I wish I could knit better.
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Post by esztershine on Jul 7, 2011 0:06:31 GMT -8
Whoooosh.... You can knit! Infact your fingers are so fast can't see them moving. And all of a sudden you can crochet too. And you are making shoes, hats, gloves and tail warmers for Dusky and Sandy.
I wish my wish came true!
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Post by meganphantom on Jul 7, 2011 12:46:19 GMT -8
AhHH! Your wish came true.... but only for 3 seconds! Than what ever you wished for got sucked into a black hole! I wish that i had a free pass to every singe theme park / water park in the world! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
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Post by esztershine on Jul 7, 2011 20:45:33 GMT -8
Your wish if aaaaaHHHHH poofffffff!
But sadly as go to the theme park there is power failer and you walk around not been able to go on the rides. Every water park you go to is suddenly run out of water and you have to slide down on a dry slide, leaving you a hole on your pants and a sore bum.
I wish I spoke better English
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Post by Krisse on Jul 8, 2011 13:31:16 GMT -8
Poof! You speak better English, however its so good that nobody understands you anymore, and its like you are speaking a totally different language!!
I wish... for a fish!
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Post by esztershine on Jul 8, 2011 13:40:13 GMT -8
Ha ha ha! It's true! I mean I speak but no one understands me ;D
Poofffffff.... Fishy is there but a bigger ate it before you had a chance to say aaaaaaaa!
I wish Burmy and Pamacs were singing in a group
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Post by david on Jul 8, 2011 16:08:53 GMT -8
Granted. Burmy and Pamacs are practising some notes with the window open when a record producer just happens to walk past the window. He looks in and says in shock "It's just like The Chipmunks." "Hey" Burmy replied, "Gerbils! Gerbils. Got that?" The record producer offers them a job. Parmac aks "Will you be paying us peanuts?" The record producer laughs, "No of course not." "Well then," Parmac argues crossing his arms, "No deal. We like peanuts." Eventually the gerbils manage to secure a contract of unlimited peanuts, sunflower seeds and monetry payment too.
But Parmac and Burmy or Burmac as they call the singing duo are so sucessful that they make it to the top of the charts with their hit single "I'm A Gerbil (A Furball)" that they become gerbil divas and demand expensive things, such as chandelir lighting in their trailer as well as a built in swimming pool even though they don't like the water. They decide to spend some of their cash on new clothes and expensive items such as a replica Formula 1 car. Maxing out everything on credit cards, eveentually they lose all of their money and you have to bail them out, and eventually have to file for bankruptcy.
I wish I could sleep better.
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Post by esztershine on Jul 8, 2011 22:32:58 GMT -8
Heee heee heee Poofffffff! You sleep better though every night an elephant knocks on your window asking if you want your windows cleaned. By the time you think he is gone he come back as he forgot that he just cleaned your Windows. I wish I always have fresh milk in the fridge for my coffee
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Post by david on Jul 9, 2011 1:29:57 GMT -8
You always have fresh milk in the fridge for your coffee...because you now have a cow in the kitchen. The kitchen now has cowpats everywhere. You can't budge the cow. You look at the floor and see maggots crawling in a cowpat and suddenly you don't want to make a coffee anymore! I wish I had a house with a garden instead of a flat.
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Post by esztershine on Jul 9, 2011 2:08:30 GMT -8
(Mee too!) Poofffffff. you have a house with a garden. unfortunately the garden is in your living room. you can't watch tv as foxes, hedgehogs and frogs are crawling all over on you tv, sofa and floor.
I wish Dusky and Sandy were having an athlete competition
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Post by Krisse on Jul 15, 2011 16:55:13 GMT -8
Poof Dusky and Sandy are in an athletic competition, however it wasn't televised so you didn't get to see it.
I wish my dishes were done!
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Post by Brooke on Jul 15, 2011 17:01:43 GMT -8
pooffff, all of your dishes are done, however they are all broken and in your bedroom!
I wish my mom would let me have one of my aunts gerbils!!!
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Post by meganphantom on Jul 18, 2011 14:27:06 GMT -8
You get one of your aunts gerbils but after a week it packs it bags and goes to Hollywood! I Wish that our friend would not leave stagecoach! (Stagecoach is a club where you do singing, acting and dancing.. its a really good laugh and we have currently done a concert)
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Post by esztershine on Jul 18, 2011 20:16:15 GMT -8
Poooffff... She is not leaving though she can't sing anymore due to too much acting. I wish I had a dyson vacuum cleaner
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Post by Brooke on Jul 19, 2011 9:20:24 GMT -8
pooff...you now have a Dyson Vacum cleaner, but, however it doesnt work very well!
I wish we could find a house in bellflower to stay in the same school district!
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