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Post by Boz on Jun 23, 2009 11:41:37 GMT -8
Because it tastes like plastic bananas!
Why do people use spoons?
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Post by dippy on Jun 23, 2009 12:02:04 GMT -8
Because they like the fact that they are made out of feathers.
Why do people mow their lawns?
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Post by Chivalry on Jun 23, 2009 13:38:08 GMT -8
Because the lawnmower has to eat... duh! Why does a chair have four legs?
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Post by dippy on Jun 23, 2009 14:40:18 GMT -8
Because if they had three legs they'd get lemons thrown at them How does Wikipedia have articles about EVERYTHING?
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Post by astrid on Jun 24, 2009 7:30:50 GMT -8
because the magical banana peel fell ova ^^
why do people have 10 fingers?
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Post by dippy on Jun 24, 2009 12:08:08 GMT -8
So we can defend ourselves against herbivorous scorpions Is squash a fruit or a vegetable?
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Post by Chivalry on Jun 24, 2009 12:17:30 GMT -8
Neither, it's a baby scarecrow!
Why is chocolate chocolatey? hmm..
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Post by dippy on Jun 24, 2009 13:16:10 GMT -8
It's not; it's opossum-y.
Why do fish live in water?
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Post by machidoo on Jul 4, 2009 4:22:03 GMT -8
because water is made of tiny microscopic subatomic gerbils!
what are the phenomena concerning global warming?
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Post by dippy on Jul 11, 2009 20:30:53 GMT -8
.....Science teachers making us watch super long boring Al Gore movies? (Torture....him going on and on....about nothing....and then a slow, sad montage of how he lost to Bush....maybe this makes me a horrible person, but I don't really care about global warming because I doubt it will affect me or anyone else I know in our lifetimes. xD)
What is the meaning of life?
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Post by Powerpuffgerbils on Jul 12, 2009 9:20:24 GMT -8
To own gerbils! Wait, that's not a wrong answer. JK
What do you use to take pictures?
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Post by dippy on Jul 12, 2009 9:25:33 GMT -8
A large lizard Can rabbits fly?
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Post by Powerpuffgerbils on Jul 12, 2009 9:39:28 GMT -8
no, they are too nosy
How do you tell time?
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Post by dippy on Jul 12, 2009 13:22:33 GMT -8
Using a small glass jar and placing a blade of grass in it. If the grass is brown, it's 2:00 pm. If it's green, it's 3:22 am! Why do I LOVE blue Slush Puppies?
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Post by machidoo on Jul 16, 2009 21:12:50 GMT -8
only because theyre red! if God created the universe, why does evil exist? philosophy win
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