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Post by jfserama on Apr 14, 2009 20:18:31 GMT -8
Because chewing on your elbows is impossible
Why do we get tired?
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Jacky
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Post by Jacky on Apr 15, 2009 5:34:26 GMT -8
Because the monkey in the closet won't stop staring at us.
How often should you change the oil in a car?
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Post by Powerpuffgerbils on May 3, 2009 15:40:49 GMT -8
Every time a fat lady sings.
Why do dogs bark?
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Post by dippy on May 3, 2009 16:22:31 GMT -8
Because stoplights quack.
Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
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Post by Jacky on May 11, 2009 15:07:54 GMT -8
Neither, it's an arachnid in disguise.
What is a television?
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Post by dippy on May 11, 2009 15:52:23 GMT -8
A small oatmeal bran cookie.
Why can a bird fly?
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Post by Jacky on May 21, 2009 10:00:03 GMT -8
Because it has a reverse gravitational pull in its feathers.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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Post by dippy on May 21, 2009 13:33:18 GMT -8
Saltine crackers.
Why is a forum called a forum?
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Post by Powerpuffgerbils on May 22, 2009 18:07:23 GMT -8
for..... um..... Dunno! (LAWL! xD)
Why do people ride horses?
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Post by dippy on May 22, 2009 18:30:48 GMT -8
Because they neeeigh!
Uh....when is it necessary to change a flat tire?
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Post by Powerpuffgerbils on May 22, 2009 19:08:42 GMT -8
Because they sound prettier when they are correctly pitched. (GET IT!?!?! Flat. xD)
Why do people walk?
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Post by SilverGerbil on May 22, 2009 23:36:40 GMT -8
ROFL Powerpuff that was pure cheese!!! HAHAHA!!
Because not everyone can do the moonwalk like Mr Jackson!
Why do you get itchy nose as soon as your hands are in a washing up bowl?!!
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Post by dippy on May 23, 2009 8:03:57 GMT -8
Omg!! You do too? I thought that was only me who had the itchy nose!! Anyway...because your nose wants to cleaned too and is jealous D: Why do some people enjoy hiking?
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Post by astrid on Jun 22, 2009 12:07:16 GMT -8
because the bees keep pushing them
why do spiders have 8 legs?
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Post by dippy on Jun 22, 2009 12:31:43 GMT -8
Because of their need for constant Kraft macaroni and cheese.
Why am I obsessed with Chex Mix?
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