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Post by Markpd on Nov 4, 2021 14:39:33 GMT -8
Maybe, but chocolate is poisonous to them! (serious, real answer), and they might bite your hand, so I guess not! How can I stay warm this winter?
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Post by Thea on Nov 4, 2021 14:58:46 GMT -8
Turn into a hot water bottle 😀
Why do cats meow?
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Post by WinterWhiteout on Nov 4, 2021 17:35:31 GMT -8
It’s an involuntary action caused by chemical reactions in their livers!
What should I do if I get sick with the flu?
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Post by Mygerbiliscute on Nov 5, 2021 11:42:22 GMT -8
Give each of your gerbils an extra sunflower seed.
Is a Guinea pig a better pet than a cat?
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Post by Thea on Nov 5, 2021 11:51:55 GMT -8
Depends how big it is.
Why is the summer so short?
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Post by elsaandanna on Nov 5, 2021 11:53:39 GMT -8
Because the most evil hamster casts a spell to shorten it
How do you get to Finland?
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Post by WinterWhiteout on Nov 5, 2021 12:00:46 GMT -8
Throw Doritos in your nearby river/beach, and a dolphin will pick you up and take you there. Once you get to Finland, throw Fritos into a tree, and a bird will take you to your exact destination.
Why do we celebrate Thanksgiving?
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Post by Markpd on Nov 6, 2021 2:03:05 GMT -8
Lol
You don't, only us Brits do, it's to thank the government for the taxes we pay!
How do I become a millionaire?
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Post by Mygerbiliscute on Nov 8, 2021 9:44:28 GMT -8
All Global Moderators become automatic millionaires upon receiving moderator status.
What flavor ice cream do Moderators eat while moderating?
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Post by betty on Nov 20, 2021 2:45:00 GMT -8
Turnip and dormouse.
Why do we have 5 toes?
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Post by Thea on Nov 20, 2021 3:05:31 GMT -8
So that there's a friend for every finger/thumb.
Why is lemonade fizzy?
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Post by elsaandanna on Nov 20, 2021 4:53:57 GMT -8
It's the miniscule people blowing them, obviously.
What time should you put up Christmas decorations?
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Post by Thea on Nov 20, 2021 5:03:45 GMT -8
Boxing day! To celebrate the wonderful Christmas you've had.
Why do (most people) put cereal in a bowl before milk?
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Post by elsaandanna on Nov 20, 2021 6:26:14 GMT -8
Because otherwise the milk gets really angry, and eats all the cereal up.
What time of day is breakfast?
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Post by gerbilord on Nov 20, 2021 7:52:04 GMT -8
Lunchtime.
When is Easter Sunday?
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